Marble Compostion Notebook

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me... and it'll happen to you!
Apr 02
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I Shouldn’t Relate to Costanza

There’s an episode of “Seinfeld” where George is hitting on this woman in a bar.  He brings up that he is developing a sitcom for NBC, and she laughs in his face.

Then she motions to her friend that “this guy is writing a sitcom” and her friend laughs too.  They walk out on him, as he stands there dumbstruck.

I never understood why that was so embarassing for him; I always thought writing for a sitcom would be a cool job.

Last Friday night, I’m at a party.  I’m flirting with a girl - who just happens to be a medical student at Columbia University.  She asks me what I do for a living.

The easy answer is “I’m unemployed,” but that never sounds good.  So I talk about what I studied and why I moved to New York, and she cuts me off with:

“Wait… are you… are you a comedian?”

(Pause) “Uh, is that a bad thing?”

(Laughs in my face.)

In that moment, not really sure what to say next, my mind went to one place: